The Collapse of Helsingin Seudun Liikenne!
The worst possible has happened! This Tuesday morning people were wondering "Where are all the busses and why doesn't the subway work?". Tatu, the CEO of Helsingin Seudun Liikenne (HSL) has announced that "Due to multiple cases of damaged infrastructure just like in the subway stations, our company has run out of money and is forced to close all of its services!"
These are very sad news to the citizens who live in the Capital Sphere, because of the shut down of the infrastructure the people can't go to work and therefore the economy basically crashes. Helsinki, Espoo, Vantaa, Kirkkonummi and many other towns in the sphere will remember this day as the Black Tuesday.
Det samma på svenska: Vi är körda!
Perhana!
Helvete!
The ruler of our choosing
Now that we've gained enough monarchist support, we can choose our royal leader. Our options are our present popular president Santeri who excels in humanist teachings and can help in humanitarian development or his wife Elli whose interest in chemistry and biology can bring more funding to our research towards synthetic resources.
King Santeri the First
Elli the Duchess of Leeds